And because you are a good father you have since explain to your children that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - really the entire cast of Twilight - were being held hostage by a bunch of determined thirteen to fifteen year old girls to make all five of these films against their will. Since being set free from captivity they have realized their full creative potential (and slightly more seriously, Stewart has accepted who she is) and we the viewer have been blessed by them atoning for their sins ever since.

More seriously I suspect this film is the official confirmation of new wave of exceptional horror films we've been blessed with during the past decade which have essentially each liberating the genre beyond the limitations that people like us have sadly been forced to endure (endless dead teenager films, et al) Eggers is one example of this kind of artist, other as you well know included Ari ASTER (we'll let Beau Is Afraid be his mulligan) Jordan Peele and John Krasinki's Quiet Place franchise. Some would include Ti West, I found all three of those movies good on atmosphere but overall flawed. Considering not only the great box office but overwhelmingly favorable critical reception to all of these filmmakers work it is possible your children may have a much purer vision of what horror should be then those of us who grew up in the Jsson-Freddy-Leatherface genre did. (Now if we just get them to end Saw)