Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: An acid trip in all the wrong ways

Spike: Bamboozled. I know what he was thinking, but I can't believe he thought it would work.

Coppola: Jack. Such a terrible film he didn't make another one for almost a decade.

David Fincher: Alien 3. It's one of the best looking bad films ever made. It's still a very bad film.

Tarentino: The Hateful Eight. Apparently there was a first draft he dropped when there was a studio leak. Whatever it was, it couldn't have been worse than what we got.

Scorcese: New York, New York. Great director, should never have tried to do a musical.

Jackson: The First Hobbit Film. Seriously you could've put the camera on paint watching it dry and it still would've been more interesting

Weir: The Mosquito Coast. Not his fault, but the book isn't really filmable.

Jury's still out on Bigelow and Nolan.