I think the real question is Cate, are you going broke? Did people mistake you for Tar and decided to cancel you by mistake and now you think you have to win back the Internet?

Cate, you're a queen. Literally. You were nominated for playing Elizabeth I twice. Why does a woman who has won 2 Oscars and won (according to imdb.com 218 OTHER awards do such a thing? You already part of the MCU and Lord of the Rings. Playing Maid Marian I could get, you don't pass up a chance to work with Ridley Scott. Was this on your bucket list? Are you dying? Did Eli Roth impersonate Scorsese to trick you rhat he was directing this?

Don't worry. No one came to this movie to see you. No one sees an Eli Roth movie. jUST don't scare us like this again. Who's going to play icy cold blond vamps if you're making movies like this? Trust me Amanda Seyfried isn't ready and she's too busy anyway.