David B Morris
1 min readFeb 24, 2023

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Oh admit it. You wish you could have a divorce too. You actually wish things could be as easy as a national divorce. You know some place where you could put all Republicans, Southerners, the one percent, Fox News, the mainstream news, moderate democrats, democrats who you consider 'compromisers', comics you disagree with, historians who insist on telling the full history of America instead of the everybody who didn't have 21st century values because they didn't live in the 21st century, people who believe in bipartisanship, baby boomers, black conservatives, latino conservatives, fiscal liberals, anyone who goes to Church, anyone who even thinks of owning a gun, basically everybody who doesn't agree with you.

I probably wouldn't make the cut. You know, being a white heterosexual man. I mean I am Jewish, high functioning, I might get provisional citizenship in the America you want, if you know I promise to read your blog and only post raves every time about what a genius you are and how wise and insightful you are. Especially when you follow up this easy berating of Marjorie Taylor Greene with an argument that Joe Biden is leading America to destruction because he won't be the progressive dictator you didn't vote for. But right, getting rid of the blue states, completely insane. After all, if all the red states were gone, you've have to focus all your energy on hating the Democrats. No more low hanging fruit. That's would be the real reason it shouldn't happen.

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David B Morris
David B Morris

Written by David B Morris

After years of laboring for love in my blog on TV, I have decided to expand my horizons by blogging about my great love to a new and hopefully wider field.

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