Stop trying to use facts and statistics and history to prove things. They don't matter. What matters is Israel a tool of imperialism. You know like every nation that was ever creatred, so all of them are illegitimate. Except the Soviet Union. THAT was a legitimate nation. And as the only legitimate nation everything IT did was right and all of its invasions in Eastern Europe were perfectly legitimate and America reacted to it in an immoral and completely iirrational way. Stalin was a nice guy. After all, he was a friend of America for no apparent reason during 1942 to 1945. During which absolutely nothing of importance happened and certainly nothing to justify a Jewish state. And if there was the people of Israel should really get over it. I mean it was nearly 80 years ago. An eternity Time to forgive and forget. nOT like in America which was founded on slavery 400 years ago and therefore has no right to be considered a real nation.

oH AND just in case any Jews who DON'T live iN Israel, we're still cool, right? We're not saying YOUR monsters and illegitmate. We're just saying where many of your friends and fmaily might live, where you have a subtle connection to and may have viisited is illegitimate. We also think any real Jewish person who doesn't unequivocally support the palestinian government is a monster. But we're still cool, right?

P.S. I wouldn't normally have to add a postcript saying that this is purely satirical and sarcasic. But given that so many people either seem to take it as confirmation of their views or a sign I'm in agreement with them, I feel I need to clarify that going forward. Are they just in a bubble or are they stupid? I haave my opinion but unlike them, I'll keep it to myself.

P.P.S Good article. Won't win any hearts and minds with the people I mentioned above. But I think you know that