There's a part of me out there who does think that if someone on the left - an AOC or Bernie - made these exact same arguments, someone would do a think piece on its favor. "Hey if Quebec joined America we could get more Senators to break the filibuster. What about Greenland? Don't those penguins deserve a vote?"

This is of course absurd and DT deserves all the roasting he gets. If for no other reason that I can't imagine you guys would want to join our union and have to give up your free health care. And you are smarter than us. It's a lot easier to get a gun in Canada then American and yet somehow you kill far fewer people a year than we do. And as we all know Americans hate the cold so we'd turn around by the time we get to Yukon.

Why doesn't your next PM make that his campaign slogan? Or better still, why don't you annex us? Most of us wanted to move their every four years anyway. Save us some trouble.

Not really kidding. Most of America's greatest superstars are from Canada. Alex Trebek, Tom Hanks, Donald Sutherland, Celine Dion... you can keep Justin Bieber. And your government agents are better than ares: Mulder and Scully are still uncovering government conspiracies.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone were wrong: I would never blame Canada for anything.